This is Zipco Mandela, I Represent Johannesburg, South Africa. When I'm in South Africa chilling out, I listen to the Star and Buckwild in the morning
over the weekend i saw a guy smack his pit bull in the face and beg it to bite him so he could kill it right there on the street. "come on you bitch, bite! Bite you fuck! fucking bite you bitch! ill kill you right here!" then he punched the dog in the face.
also i saw and was seduced momentarily by a naked pregnant woman drinking jack daniels. thats a longer story that i'll come back to.
that did made my month, though.
also i saw and was seduced momentarily by a naked pregnant woman drinking jack daniels. thats a longer story that i'll come back to.
that did made my month, though.
posted by zipco | 8:21 AM
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fix this crap format. fix it! please!
jesus fuck. you need to chill.
always hating on my nerd outs aren't you?
No one believes me when i tell that dog story. I know my perception of reality is off but that shit was real. Thank you for confirming my own memories for me.
blah blah boring. post!
look if you're gonna start a second ite you gotta post on it stinkypants.
THE DOG SHOULD HAVE BIT HIS DAMN HANDS OFF, THEN SEE WHO KILLS WHO.
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